Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is a tower defense strategy game where players protect their base against armies of orcs using turrets, explosives, and special abilities. Developed by Mumpitz Games, the game combines defensive combat with incremental progression. Enemy forces can reach tens of thousands of units, making it necessary to strengthen weapons and improve defensive capabilities between attempts. There is no detailed storyline with characters or dialogue-driven missions. The central objective is to stop the invading orcs, complete increasingly difficult stages, and develop enough firepower to defeat larger armies.

When Thousands of Orcs Attack

Each battle places the player’s base against an approaching army of orcs. Defensive weapons fire at enemies, while explosions and projectiles affect large groups through the game’s physics system. As the number of enemies increases, basic defenses become insufficient. Players must improve their damage output and use additional abilities to prevent the army from reaching the base. Even an unsuccessful battle provides resources that contribute to future upgrades.

Turrets, Bombs, and Special Abilities

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem focuses on strengthening automated defenses and deciding when to activate additional attacks. Players manage upgrades and use special abilities during combat rather than directly controlling a soldier.

The main gameplay activities include:

•         Deploy and upgrade turrets to attack incoming orcs.
•         Improve weapon damage and defensive capabilities.
•         Use bombs and explosives against groups of enemies.
•         Activate strafing runs to attack enemies from above.
•         Deploy orbital lasers against concentrated enemy forces.
•         Use nuclear attacks when facing overwhelming numbers.
•         Collect resources from completed and failed attempts.
•         Spend earnings on permanent improvements.

Special abilities are useful when enemies begin overwhelming the defensive line. Their timing matters because using a powerful attack too early can leave players without enough support during a larger assault.

Permanent Upgrades and Campaign Stages

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem features a campaign with numbered stages rather than a single endless survival arena. Each stage presents another defensive challenge, requiring players to improve their equipment before advancing.

The game includes an extensive upgrade tree where earned resources can be spent on permanent improvements. These upgrades remain available after unsuccessful attempts, allowing players to return with stronger defenses.

Progression follows a repeating cycle of fighting orcs, earning resources, purchasing upgrades, and attempting more difficult stages. Some encounters may require several attempts before the available weapons become powerful enough.

The main challenge is deciding which improvements provide the greatest benefit and when to activate special attacks. Players must gradually develop their defenses to withstand increasingly large armies and complete the campaign.